I Might be a Pizza Boy Again

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
02/08/2019 at 17:28 • Filed to: None

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One of the pizzas places around town is looking for ddrivers, I got an application today and ended up chatting with the manager. He seems like a great guy and he seemed to like me. I’ll find out on Monday if I have the job.

The biggest down side is this place has their own delivery cars, 3 Chevy Aveos. Ew. Up side to that is no wear and tear on my car.

I can’t consider this a permanent solution but it’ll beat sitting at home doing nothing.

Also is anyone else on mobile where the very left odge of the test  missing on the editor? 

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DISCUSSION (20)


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
02/08/2019 at 17:41

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moneys money mate and a jobs a job

and its easier to get a job when you have a job.. so i say go for it


Kinja'd!!! AestheticsInMotion > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
02/08/2019 at 17:41

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Yep, I'm missing the left edge too. 


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
02/08/2019 at 17:43

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The biggest down side is this place has their own delivery cars

This sounds like an enormous up side.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > For Sweden
02/08/2019 at 18:01

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But I’d be more fun in my car


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
02/08/2019 at 18:04

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me when I read your comment

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Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > For Sweden
02/08/2019 at 18:08

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That was fucking insane. Not as crazy as him telling people to read Marx.

Dude... You drive a Lexus and make a living writing about the biggest indicators of disposable income.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
02/08/2019 at 18:12

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This may be the hot new Oppo meme.

When Rock Auto won’t honor my expired discount code:

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Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > For Sweden
02/08/2019 at 18:16

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meh im not smart enuff to know what that means

i dont give a fuck what kind of ism i am as long as rent is paid and the family is fed


Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > For Sweden
02/08/2019 at 18:25

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Parking ticket from a private parking company.

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Is this what Jesus  Marx died for?


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
02/08/2019 at 18:30

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Marx died for our right to be killed by che kists in the basement of the Lubyanka Building


Kinja'd!!! jimz > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
02/08/2019 at 19:10

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The biggest down side is this place has their own deliv ery cars, 3 Chevy Aveos. Ew. Up side to that is no wear and tear on my car.

as bad as the Aveo is, if they’re providing it I’d take it a million times over using my own vehicle.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > jimz
02/08/2019 at 19:17

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Back when I worked at Dominos I had a nice manual Civic, and I actually made money on the mileage compensation.

That would not be the same with the BMW 


Kinja'd!!! gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
02/08/2019 at 19:19

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A shitty econobox that isn’t yours is a surprisingly fun vehicle. I used to deliver for a parts store in an automatic Toyota Echo. You can hoon it at its limits pretty much all day, and no one knows because you really aren’t going all that fast.

Also, did you know you can get 20 cases of washer fluid into an E cho sedan? Just don’t hit the off ramps at highway speeds because the back end will want to come around. 


Kinja'd!!! MUSASHI66 > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
02/08/2019 at 19:28

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As someone who lived in socialism for 19 years, and then spent another 20 in capitalism, all I can say is these kids wanting socialism don’t have a clue how dumb they are. 


Kinja'd!!! someassemblyrequired > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
02/08/2019 at 19:50

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Pizza delivery can be incredibly lucrative if it’s a town with good tippers.


Kinja'd!!! Just Jeepin' > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
02/08/2019 at 20:02

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I keep getting tempted to deliver for a manager I know, figure I can make some good cash when the weather is particularly bad.

On the downside, I’m afraid to call my insurance agent to find out just how much commercial insurance would cost for my Jeep.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
02/08/2019 at 20:59

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Oh damn, I missed the post about you getting fired. Sorry to hear that!

Hopefully you’ll get the pizza gig to tide you over. Even if they are Aveos,  d riving their cars will keep more money in your pocket. I did a couple delivery gigs in my younger days, and I always wished I had someone else’s vehicle to wear out and smell like stale pizza.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > someassemblyrequired
02/08/2019 at 21:25

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When I was delivering for Dominos I made 5.5/hr before tips and I’d usually walk out with 50-80 in tips on an 8 hr shift. The shift I’d be working 11-7 would be include lunch and the dinner rush too instead of working 4-midnight like I did at Dominos.

I know I’ll dtill make less than my last job, but I bet I’ll be 100% happier


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > shop-teacher
02/08/2019 at 21:29

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I was kinda looking forward to be on unemployment for awhile, but that’s not really my style. This week off  was pretty nice tho. And I got my person time paid out on my last check so that paid for this week. 


Kinja'd!!! someassemblyrequired > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
02/08/2019 at 23:36

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Money can buy happiness but probably not that inexpensively. :D

Domino’s app crashed one night when we lived right next to a Navy base, so I was stuck at the restaurant waiting for my pizza.  Also waiting was a Navy guy whose wife was a delivery driver.   He said she made way more than he did - $200/night in tips was pretty common.